Terms of Service
Publisher: Matrix News Network. Last updated June 23, 2026.
What this site is
Matrix News Network is a satirical and editorial publication. Much of what we publish is parody and satire — not literal statements of fact — written in the tradition of The Onion and The Babylon Bee. Where we write in earnest about moral and spiritual matters, that commentary is sincere opinion. Names, quotations, and events used in satirical pieces are used for the purpose of parody and commentary. Content labeled satire is parody or exaggeration for commentary purposes; it does not constitute factual reporting about real individuals or events. Register-B content (earnest moral essays) is sincere and cites sources inline.
The persona
The editor-at-large, Peter Jordanson, is a fictional narrator. Any resemblance to real individuals is intentional as homage and parody, not as an assertion of fact. We do not represent that any content here was written by, or represents the views of, any real person.
Content use
You may quote and share content with attribution and a link. Automated bulk scraping is not permitted. All content is provided "as is" without warranty of any kind; our liability is limited to the maximum extent permitted by law.
Corrections
We correct factual errors and note them. We do not silently edit published content. See our editorial standards.